Dad: sissy come here
Me:yes?
Dad: drink this jack Daniels
Me:wtf no
Me:not in front of you
Ten mins later

Dad: sissy come here
Me: what now
Dad:smell sherrys hair
Me:what. No
Dad: smell her hair or drink this liquor
Me: omg dad no
Me: haha fuck you
10 mins later
Dad:Sissy I need you to-
Me: No

This is my Friday night